maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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