i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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