I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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