oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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