But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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