? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
My ass is underappreciated
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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