Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
