so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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