How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Randomize
