I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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