and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
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The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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