Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
What a dumb baby whore.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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