I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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