why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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