He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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