: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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