jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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