I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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