I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Pooping to opera.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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