I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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