I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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