I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
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An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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