So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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