Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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