Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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