# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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