It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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