Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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