If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I'm really busy with my period
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