do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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