just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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