I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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