only you would photoshop your dick
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
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You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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