never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
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I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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