I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
