i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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