are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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