A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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