Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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