I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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