i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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