Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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