Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
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All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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