...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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