he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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