What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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