NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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