I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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