cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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