You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize
