I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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