Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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