Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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